08

May

When you stare into the Iron Man, the Iron Man stares back into you.

(Source: ironmanisms)

07

May

“Butterball has a hotline!?!”

11

Apr

c86:

Taken from an anthology entitled Prince of Darkness, 1946

The illustrations are details from The Temptation of St Anthony, an etching by Jacques Callot, 1630

via Front Free Endpaper

I suppose this is early on the evolutionary chain that leads us to Ace Ventura.

13

Feb

The Joys of Watching TEEN JEOPARDY with my Parents

Alex:
(something that sounds like) the "To be or not to be" soliloquy is from this Shakespeare play.
Kid 1:
What is Macbeth?
Mom:
No.
Me:
ugh.
Kid 2:
What is Romeo & Juliet?
Mom:
NO!
Me:
UGH!
Mom:
Julius Caesar, you idiots!
Me:
UGGgGgGGhHhHHhHhHh!!!!!!!!

12

Feb

It’s called an egg cream, Mr. President.

Abe: How am I gonna get the beers? Gandhi: I’ve got an idea. Tell him he heard you wrong - tell him what you actually said was “I’ll get the *beards*…Abe: That doesn’t make sense. Gandhi: But if you think about it, it would still be a pretty sweet party.

Abe: How am I gonna get the beers?

Gandhi: I’ve got an idea. Tell him he heard you wrong - tell him what you actually said was “I’ll get the *beards*…

Abe: That doesn’t make sense.

Gandhi: But if you think about it, it would still be a pretty sweet party.